1. “THE GOSSIP” “Did you hear that Sandy is getting a divorce from Steve? And Steve has secretly been having an affair with their mailman? And Sandy is so upset that she dyed her hair, but put too much bleach in the dye and she had to shave it all off and now she’s wearing a wig?” Honestly, I just came here to borrow your stapler. I don’t even know who Sandy is. 2. “THE […]