LOS ANGELES, October 2nd, 2013 – The owner of the popular Captain Sausage truck tweeted out “Anyone with any #brains eats the Captain’s Sausage,” followed by the address of where the truck would be at lunch time.
Because of the truck’s popularity, a huge line formed as busy workers outside a Mid Wilshire office building felt pressured to get back to work.
As customers grew impatient, a fight broke out leaving 7 people injured and requiring medical attention.
That’s when local Zombie, Dan Mathers, attracted by the #brains tweet, began feasting on one of the injured diners in the ambulance.
“Wtf? The tweet said #brains. I thought it was a food truck,” said Mathers, when confronted by paramedics. “Lol. My bad.”
Mathers was taken into custody where he ate the brains of four inmates being held on drug possession charges, who became zombies and ate 2 other inmates.